Speciation, a pleasantly nasty confection
You think the vile & violent must win, but belligerence becomes too dangerous and tediously wasteful, & some day quite soon we’re gonna collectively say, “C’mon, grow up, get over it, this paranoid merde de crapaud is a steaming, screaming bore. Take your meds!”
Ask yourself if you’re really the same species as George Bush and Karl Rove? Suppose for every thousand, oh make it ten-thousand people they are directly responsible for having mutilkilled, they grew a saberfang or a wart-covered horn? So about now they each would have four saberfangs and seven wart-covered horns. If we could see the differences between you and BushRoveCheneyRiceRumsfeld, homo theofascistiens, you would know they were a new and malignant species.
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What if instead of growing horns, they grew extra long teeth? Could you imagine if it were like Pinocchio and each time one of these guys bore false witness, their teeth would grow. After a couple press conferences W might look like Afred E. Newman or woul dhave to gnaw on non-endangered wood from his lumber company to keep his teeth from growing through his chin.
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Actually, as you may notice if you look at Speciation again, in addition to the wart-laden horns, they do indeed have “saberfangs” or extra-long teeth. (http://www.sharktoothhill.com/sabertooth.html for pict.) However, it is clever of you to have sherlocked the pinocchio feature of the saberfangs — that lying makes them grow — I totally missed that. Mr. Bolton's vast moustache certainly barely covers the upper reaches of his saberfangs.
Saberfangs are so long actually that as GBush, our CEO of USA Inc, our erstwhile country, speaks false witness they will grow down well below his chin to pierce where his heart should be.
flan
I rather suspect that should the absence of truthtelling result in physical deformity, the entire US Congress should become quite a spectacle — along with large numbers of the erstwhile “international community”.
I would look forward to the mouth-duels between Mr. Bolton and Mr. Annan, if I were not convinced that small groups of Senators are conspiring to deprive me of the sight.
the Drake,
Mr. Bolton, like Elvis Grbac, is an embarrassment to humankind.
flan