Monthly Archives: May 2006

We Coulda Had Gore

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I wrote this note in Comment on a post by Nora Ephron on Huff Post.

We Coulda Had Gore .. Eighteen-letter words

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I used to use a variety of expletives along the way in my life, most of which, except for Balderdash! are recognizable to the profane-sailor crowd. But since 2000, I often wake up in the middle of the Bush-et-Ilk nightmare-ridden night hearing myself cursing at full the-horror the-horror yell, scaring the cats and waking the neighbors, that  eighteen letter word, “FloridaNaderVoters!!” as if the sky were falling.

 

Well, the sky is fallen, & I can't forgive the self-indulgent ignorance of the FNVs, the Florida Nader Voters — HOW could you be SO STUPID, all 90,000 of you?? If only a thousand of you had woken up that day with a supple brain. “'All the same' are they? Really? Do you still think that?”

 

And after the 'election' in 2004? I now rent a rubber room for weekends so when I'm not blindly feeding the best years of my life into the slavering corporate maw during the long crepuscular cheneylurks week, I can bang my head against the wall with less injury because I ain't got healthcare to cover major concussion.

 

9/11 sucked. It killed 3000 people. It was not a national threat requiring the [re-]election of George Bush. 465,000 people a year die in our USofA of tobacco causes — let's bust the Philip Morris bunker, get Morris' 18.13 million-dollar-annual-compensation CEO Lou bin Camilleri dead or alive, put a Green Zone in Winston-Salem, and occupy North Carolina if we really want to “protect the American people.”

 

We are not serious or smart people, we USofAians. We flaunt ignorance as if it were evidence of more-balls, the sine qua none. We vote with our adolescent hearts rather than our adult heads. We want the kind of romance that Hallmark sells. 

 

If our own state is a lock this Fall, we can write letters to out-of-state  on-the-cusp voters in crucial districts through mmob (Mainstreet Moms) and phone out of state with mmob or moveon. (I just say that 'My vote in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = “urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags” />California doesn't mean anything — you're voting for me too.')

 

The eloquent elegant wistful wail is not enough. I beg us to DO something besides bitterly bemoan — though bitterly bemoaning cannot be overdone, lest we forget 'the inconvenient consequences.'

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The Power of Lucid, Active Dreaming

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The Power of Lucid, Active Dreaming

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05.18.06

Dear Dreamers.

   An update on the Janie/Johnny DreamSeed Project. (In the first Fort Mason Gate piece of March 21, I outlined the idea of upping the active-ante of openly promoting lucid/active dreaming while carrying my Dream Peace sign and otherwise being out & about.) Here’s what I’ve gleaned so far. [Bringing up dreams to strangers; Prejudice against dreams; Dreams for the disabled; Ted Kennedy & training dream engineers; Your night at school; new handout card.]

 

   First, in just this short time, bringing up dreaming has become a much more comfortable part of my ‘casual’ patter with strangers. “I’m doing a lot more to remember my dreams these days. How about you? My favorite remembering trick is to give the dream a quick title, nothing fancy, not literature, just a quick descriptive phrase like ‘Pile of Dirty Socks.’” HaHa. A laugh always helps.

   If I get a chance, I send them to mossdreams & say, “Try any of the books.” I hand them the Power of Dreaming card as often as I can.

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   There are other tidbits to share with you. There keeps coming up an undercurrent of unconscious prejudice against ‘dreams’ as having a connotation of ‘pie in the sky.’ I’m now prepared for this & go straight for dreams, in addition to being amazing fun, as being a powerful resource. I changed the title of my handout card to say ‘The Power of Lucid, Active Dreaming.’ I say something like (as if conspiratorially sharing), “Of course Albert Einstein got the theory of relativity in active visioning and Mozart says he found his symphonies ‘whole in lively dreams.’ And when I can use a few sentences about Harriet Tubman, “Did you know that Harriet Tubman guided all her folks on the Underground Railroad away from the overseers and dogs through her ability to lucid dream? I was never taught that in school. Were you?”

 

    I was talking to a client who is a nurse about the idea of getting nurses in hospitals & nursing homes to introduce dreaming/visioning to their transitioning patients. She said she didn’t see many people who were about to die anymore. Then a flash came to me about how dear & excellent it would be if people who were physically disabled (cerebral palsy; war-maimed; etc etc) could be taught to dream – what a vacation, a relief, and a power of study and fun and exploration it could be. How ameliorating. I remember years ago paralyzed Chris Reeve saying that he still rode and sailed in his dreams.

    Obviously one would need to be alert to keeping both parts of their lives in balance.

    Having been financially poor and in mind/heart with so great a good fortune of many mansions, an absurd abundance of poetic riches, I realize how dream travel has kept me from any envy or enervating longing. I have never felt ‘stuck’ as I see so many people. The same thing could happen for people in wheelchairs.

    After the nurse’s kid graduates from high school in a month, she and I are going to meet to talk more about including nurses in dreamseeding.

 

   I saw Ted Kennedy on Larry King talking about <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = “urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags” />China graduating 750,000 engineers and India 350,000 engineers, and America only 75,000 engineers. He spoke of his concern about our nation’s future. I got a flash that what we also need is to start training & graduating tens of thousands of dream engineers every year in the USA. That as we have ambassadors to Switzerland & England, we need ambassadors to the DreamLands.

    One of my most popular lines so far is “With my fabulous & lucky education, no one ever even once asked me, ‘How was your night at school.’ They look curious. “I bet you ask your kid every day, ‘How was your day at school.’ One of the most important things for your kid’s future would be to add dream resources to their life. Every morning ask, ‘How was your night at school.’”

 

    I’ve distilled my quik handout card even more for the Lightning DreamWork with the mnemonic device for remembering the steps & taking folks right to the webpage with that article. Note that I also made a quik list of the steps themselves.

 

 

The Power of Lucid, Active Dreaming

try Dreaming True by Robert Moss

http://www.mossdreams.com/lightning.htm

Lightning DreamWork mnemonic:

Two Ducks Suddenly Quack 3 Times; Four Red

Cavorting Kangaroos Ingest A Banana Split

title; dream story; 3 questions: feelings? reality

check? what want to know? if my dream; action;

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Anyhow, cheers. I’d love any tips or feedback on how it’s going with you in the spreading the word about lucid/active dreaming.

 

Carpe dreams,

 

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Karl Rove: a cur sans coeur

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Karl Rove: a cur sans coeur

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If bless-ed Jason is right, we'll get a mental reprieve — if Senor Sadist(“I don't just want to defeat you, I want to ruin you, pluck all the feathers from your better angels' wings, one by naked & raw one”) gets the frog march.
 
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the frogmarching of Karl Rove ..
 
Oh Pleas upon pleas, Fat E, let us have this one. Karlie's pudgie rump in jail is a Fine Idea. Death no, humiliation yes.
 
It took brain tumors to bring Lee Atwater, Karlie's guru of grueling, to beg for mercy at the end, & LeeBoy was a midget to Karlie's monster. Atwater was a rotter, but not a oialt (once in a lifetime) sadist. May be in the jail, Karlie could wish for fairer play. Atwater blubberingly begged for forgiveness from his victims at the end (Don't we all?), but it didn't save him (Does it ever?).
  
Still, listening to some blubber from Karlie would salve if not solve the reign of pain. A cur sans coeur.  
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'sans' means 'without' in French;

'coeur' means 'heart' in French & is pronounced 'cur' —

cur sans coeur was a phrase meant to be for Mr. Rove — i am proud to have coined it. 

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Prez Dunce felled by Sir Colbert

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Prez Dunce felled by Sir Colbert

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   Across the kingdom, the maidens cry, “ Sir surColbert is rare, is fair. We care!”

   Prezident Dunce squats leeringly over the Land loosing bolts of Dunce Flatulence like bulletins from the bowels, messages from the Dunce Gut, smoke signals from .. well, you know. They blundered, then they plundered, and the Land lay bereft, baffled, its noble name besmirched, flagrantly befouled.

   Unarmored but not unarmed, our champion, Sir Stephen surColbert, in the face of the most damnable danger, stood his ground, stood our ground. It was sursurreal.

   Calling upon the shade of Sir GoodLuck Murrow, Sir surColbert des Ouefs with mad aplomb sent forth his shafts to smote Prez Dunce who was so deep in fell falsehoods that he looked utterly besmattered, completely encrusted with the droppings of the great leathery-winged DownRightLiesOndor Bird.

   As tiny a target as was the small hard little heart and narrow mind of Prez Dunce, these precious shafts tipped with curare-grade Irony sped to fiercely pierce the bloated hubris and rot of contumely (the telltale thin-lipped sneer) to snick him where he lived, to draw his thin, mucus-colored blood.

   Brave brave Sir surColbert lanced the disgusting National Boil, an operation that took <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = “urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags” />23:48. 23 seconds & 48 seconds. Blessings be showered upon you like a golden rain, citizen Colbert. 

  

   BC indeed, Before Colbert. After 4/29, after then we were never the same again. It wasn’t a sword what freed us, it was The Word.

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'He stands on things, air craft carriers, rubble, recently-flooded city squares; Stand on banks of computers & send men into battle;14 black bulletproof SUVs; mesquite-powered car; Monday Wednesday, Tuesday; glass 2/3 empty; 68% approve of the job you’re not doing; Doubting Thomas; Eat salad with a spoon; Don’t let generals retire; shoot me in the face; Intrepid reporter book =  fiction. He stands on things, America’s crises resolved by the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world.’ Words won. ’Twas words what won. Not gun powder, but wit powder.   Fractal entendre. Obsidian humor.

 

   Against Irony, the Secret Service had no plan nor guard. Sir surColbert was the sleekest stealthiest of all possible moles – an invited dinner guest for all national tv to see. At the head table eating what? chicken breast (oh immortal fowl)? raspberry sorbet? haute chic no doubt. Who knew that in moments, the comic magnetic field, the Irony core of Earth, would flip poles?

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Stephen Colbert .. Rename Mt. Everest, Mt. Colbert .. update 05.07.06

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Stephen Colbert ..

Rename Mt. Everest, Mt. Colbert

 

Since the glittering date 4/29, The Press Dinner, I include all the angles of enchantment I’ve been cleaving in order to commend the brilliance of that spectacular comic jewel, Stephen Colbert, oh frabjous joy. I left Comments on various blogs & so4th. Not because my words are deathless, but because Colbert’s verve & nerve are deathless, and I wanted to figure out Modes of Adulation & Tribute which you can watch kaleidoscope along the way.

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Note: If the video you find doesn’t begin with the 14 black bulletproof SUVs quip, you’re not seeing the whole event. You must find this first chunk. URLs below. This event has been chinaed (censured) almost immediately.

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mon mobius,

  You’re still on the top of my list, cher Ub, but cheesh, barely.

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[04.29.06 <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = “urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags” />10:13:12 pm .. I emailed Comedy Central thru their FAQ page: I've been acutely watching and doing politics since JFK was murdered on my 19th birthday. I haven't seen any political act any braver than Stephen Colbert on 04-29, a date I'll treasure with awe and frisson.

 

Stephen put his Huevos Grandissimos & Eagle Stephen Jr's future on The Line at The Press Dinner 15.5 feet from The Decider. I was actually happy for the first time in 5 years¹. Whatever else Colbert does, he's done this with ffffin glory. It'll go down in Comic History with the Dead Parrot sketch, but muy braver. And to give Helen Thomas all those chops — hip hip daggone hurray! I am proud to carpe comedy on the same planet.]

 

   Ah, he was fabulously flaying. A comic hero. 15.5 feet from the Decider and he brought it on in the name of serious doses of Vitamin I, Irony to the max. Oh bbbblissss. Prezzie wasna pleased.

   This following is from the quantum vantage, not from our safe stolid daytime angle of penetration (cf a stick in a glass of water), sweets. The surprise was 5:45:57 sunday am, truthinessest reigned. A long, lovely seductive episode w/ Stephen Colbert, not carnal, but frank – truthinesspitudesque. He gave me a note with his ethermail address, saying letters were hopeless re delivery; there were a number of people signatory to a Kyoto-like pact of comedy. We were on a train-like conveyance & quipped it up. I told him that WhatHisName (Huevos Granderissimos) was my heart’s delight. Colbert & I bantered & it was trez relaxing & refreshing. Keep brave, keep strong, oh clowns. [There were a number of very close-ups & our frankness was what was charming. Not much coy.]

  The Press Dinner as it deserves to be dubbed in a parallel of future fame with The Last Supper was a watershed in Comic, & Global history.

   Compare the tepidity of Jon Stewart’s Oscar gig. Stephen was All Balls. [All Ball was the name of  Koko, the signing ape’s first kitten, not a sequitur.]

   At least, my dear one, I have taste in my cosmic dalliances.

   //Palace of Dreaming, Taj Mahal of Dreaming. News is delivered in the Comic Dimension in holopackages.

   IPO – Initial Psychic Offering of RTR – Ridicule the Right. The Press Dinner was the (public) Comic Event of the Century.

 

///Back to k1, the daily round & round. I’ve been trying to find an url of the video of The Press Dinner for you but I can’t find anything that has the whole gig on it. Darn crooksandliars only has the 2nd half which Ought Not be seen without the yet more impaling first half. Luckily I do have it all on tape & want you to see it asap.

 

¹That was about political happiness. Everyone of our silly palavers has made me unaccountably happy, ratpig. I just wish your ear wasn’t so disgusting. Have you thought of doing a Van Gogh? I bet he just chopped off his more disgusting ear for the sake of art.

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5-6-06 12:07:42 pm

on huff post/Craig Crawford;

   Ahh, a ShootOut at the Not-OK Corral and Colbert wipes out all the villains.

   I've renamed Mt. Everest, Mt. Colbert. There is no honor I can imagine that would actually suffice to laud the brilliance and balls of Stephen Colbert with WMI (Weapons of Mass Irony) strapped to his chest on 4/29. a date I'm having tattooed on my forehead this afternoon.

   The Press Dinner (cf The Last Supper)was as courageous a public act of political courage as I have ever seen. Deft and daft, oh huevos-hero Stephen.  I tug my forelock five times a day.

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I've renamed Mt. Everest, Mt. Colbert. There is no honor huge, wide, shiny enough to laud El Colbert de los Huevos. Hallelujah.

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on The truthiness hurts, Michael Scherer

http://letters.salon.com/opinion/feature/2006/05/01/colbert/new/

 Carpe Comedy. JFK was murdered on my 19th birthday. It's taken a lot of Vitamin I (Vitamin Irony) to get me through the following decades with dogged optimism intact. I have felt my fingers slipping off the edge of the Cliff of Despair, however, these last five years.

 

Watching The Press Dinner on 4/29, I felt Ultimate Hope resurge — a cosmicomic pole shift as if the planet's very magnetic field had flipped. In insufficient tribute, I renamed the constellation Orion, Colbertion — and Mt. Everest, Mt. Colbert.

 

I was so unreasonably happy to see Colbert dare the mesquite fuelled car, standing on things (aircraft carriers, rubble, recently flooded city squares), and the stop-lossed, pundit-show-hardened generals on banks of computers sending young men into battle that I all but spontaneously combusted into fireworks of glee in my living room.

 

His mad comic courage ignited my heart again. I tug my forelock five times a day while somersaulting. 

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5-4-06 2:55:13 am on Thank You Mr. Colbert #42402-ish;

http://thankyoustephencolbert.org/

The only folks not in awe of Mr. Colbert's frabjous performance right in the BeastBelly are those severely deficient in Vitamin Irony. 'A mesquite powered car?' 'Not just standing for things, but on things — aircraft carriers, rubble, recently flooded city squares.'

 

The cosmicomic gods were hugging themselves with glee and pride that Someone Had the Huevos to Speak Up in this country which, forlornly, harrumphs about free speech more than practices it.

 

Carpe Comedy. I rename Mt. Everest, Mt. Colbert.  

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http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/2006/05/03/dobbs/index.html

5-4-06 2:44:32 am/on Salon, Lou Dobbs, Stephen Colbert and the myth of the liberal media

There aren't enough honors to lavish upon zetta-intrepid heroissimo, Mr. Colbert. I have re-named the constellation Orion, Colbertion. Check out your globe to notice that Mt. Everest is now Mt. Colbert.

 

To drastically speak out in the BellyOfTheBeast is a fantastically brave act. If you didn't get how obsidianally funny, scathing, flaying he was, you need direly to up your doses of Vitamin I (Vitamin Irony).

 

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5-2-06 1:58:41 am/on sfgate, Morford,

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=3&entry_id=4791

 

In the IPO (Initial Psychic Offering) of RTR (Ridicule the Republicans), Stephen Colbert is the lifetime CEO. It doesn't matter what he has ever done before or what he goes on to do. This was the Gettysburg-Address-Equivalent of Eternal Fame and of Constellation-Worthy guts in the BeastBelly. And he gets oakleaf clusters on that Constellation. (Orion was overdue for re-branding anyhow: Colbertion [Coal-bear-eye-awn]).

 

I tug my forelock in comic fealty. I watched in the first complete joy I've felt in five dread-rising years. I felt that gruelest of emotions: hope.

 

It was so slicingly incisive that I'm not sure Mr. Bush got at first how deftly he was being flayed then filleted. Oh frabjous joy.

 

The coward press was too timid or tepid to rise up in roaring acclaim, but I will now tug my forelock five times a day facing East. The combination of art and guts, of ingenuity and staying in character in the face of a firing squad of scorn was so beautiful and brilliant that I am so happy to join the Legions of Colbert's Love Slaves. Before I saw this happen, I could not have imagined that it could. Like seeing the Northern Lights for the first time. And to give all those delicious chops to the hideously disrespected, doughty Helen Thomas was a cherry on the cake of fractal entendre.  

 

Oh Colbert, thou art rare. Carpe comedy in deed.  

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on jesse kornbluth on huff post

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jesse-kornbluth/all-hail-stephen-colbert-_b_20083.html

4.29 is a date emblazoned in my comic heart. When I saw the Greatest and Most Daring All Balls Comic Performance of my Lifetime. 15.5 feet from The Decider and the coward press too serf-esque to dare applaud with the loud screaming of raw joy they owed this courageous man. I hugged the television and thanked my Lucky Stars I had taped The Press Dinner so I can watch it over and over until the tape wears thin.

 

I've had BlackAdder & Basil Fawlty, but THIS mattered in history, right in the face of dictatorial power. It was a tour de force and a tour de farce. Stephen Colbert, I tug my forelock. Carpe comedy in deed.

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on Daou 4-30-06 9:12:28 pm

Late Sunday afternoon Pacific Time on 04.30.06, to my tremble & horror, I was watching the end of the Two Bushes bit at The Dinner waiting to re-see Stephen for the 3rd time. CSPAN, yes CSPAN discontinued airing The Dinner after the Bush stuff, just before Stephen would have come on. I went hot & cold with marrow trepidation. They got to CSPAN this quick?

 

I've been acutely watching and doing politics since JFK was murdered on my 19th birthday. I haven't seen any political act any braver than Stephen Colbert on 04-29, a date I'll treasure with awe and frisson.

 

Stephen put his Huevos Grandissimos & Eagle Stephen Jr's future on The Line at The Dinner 15.5 feet from The Decider. I was actually happy for the first time in 5 years. Whatever else Colbert does, he's done this with ffffin glory. It'll go down in Comic History with the Dead Parrot sketch, but muy braver. And to give Helen Thomas all those chops — hip hip daggone hurray! I am proud to carpe comedy on the same planet.

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5-7-06 2:47:42 am to a friend email;

Colbert's 'normal' stuff is fab, but this ShootOut at the Not-OK Corral was sursurreal weightlessness in orbit after practicing in terrestrial swimming pools. I can't imagine in history the Stars conspring to have The ffffin Dictator forced to listen to 23:48 minutes of his megalomaniacal ego being de-inflated, the sweet hiss of escaping air, oh my. One comic got one chance — clearly they'll never invite an Edgy again —  and he shot every curare-tipped arrow from all our quivers. This wasn't Colbert, this was surColbert. This wasn't a fine tv show, this was History. 

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Video Links 23:48 minutes

I don't know how long this will stay available but as of 2:06am, 05.05.06, the first 16m 38s start with the 14 black bullet proof SUVs!! thru the whole monologue in the simple Windows media that everyone can use. Then for the press secretary audition skit, the ABC camera isos just Prezzie, interesting in its own way if you know the video.

 
 
Someone else suggested that the line in Hamlet was giga-apt: “The play's the thing Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the King.”
 
The Video of the actual press audition skit is at http://movies.crooksandliars.com/WH-Dinner-Colbert.wmv.
 
The skit begins about 7m06s into that segment. (Also Windows Media)
 
There may be a more elegant way to get all this in one go, but for immediately, this'll get the Huevos rolling. 

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