Militant Pacifism & Cheney's Law, the National Child Mutilator Registry .. Toad Spawn, Be Gone! .. Exorcize Prez. Bush .. Chapter 6

Toad Spawn, Be Gone! the Exorcizm of George Bush from America's Soul


Chapter 6 .. Militant Pacifism & Cheney's Law, the National Child Mutilator Registry ..

Professor Quetzal said, “We better enlist our readers in the Child Mutilator Registry campaign. Child Molestation is self-evidently grotesque. Children should be left to cheerful, raucous abandon without fear of being furtively pawed by some cretinous aging drooler.

    “However, one-to-one in seriously sick from the ethical perspective is the Child Mutilator. Until our Leaders and their Fervent Followers, the Killer 12ftTall Lizards in Human Disguise are mellowed, for our own protection we must have a National Child Mutilator Registry. If you have mutilated a child or mafially contracted to have a child mutilated on your behalf, we need to know so we can keep our uninfected cheerful clown children from your virulently contagious influences. At least until we develop the vaccine. Sadly, many of your diseases are hot-airborne. We do not want our delightstruck clown children paralyzed and disfigured by the botulisms of your creeds and greeds.

    “You cry, ‘It’s in a good cause, these wars!’ The mutilation of a child can not be in a good cause, ipso facto. Child molestation is supremely disgusting, but if you can go one boschian rung lower on the ladder of ice down into cold Hell, Child Mutilation is one re-eat your-own-vomit degree of more sickening.

    “At least the Child Molester has to be faced with his own disfigured self-loathing in the mirror every morning when he shaves.”

      The Blue interrupted, “Unless he’s a taliban child molester who never shaves.”

    “Goaaal!” said Salma Nella whose hatred of religiopatrio chest-thumping hypocrisies was ivory – 99.666% pure.

    Quetzal smiled that smile to which Myrth was addicted. For the sake of the joke you had to maintain a deadpan, but with the faintest northernlights of extra glow in the aura around his face and an extra burnish of the mischief in his brown eyes, Quetzal nodded the wry nod.

    “The Child Mutilator wants some anodyne layers of denial between him:or:her and the brain-exploding acts they are allowing in their name. The mafia does contract hits so the blood-splatter evidence is on someone else’s cheap suit. But the Mutilated-Children karmic score goes in your column, pilgrim, by not one digit less. A child:mutilation is a child:mutilation is a child:mutilation. You can’t pretty it up unless you’re depraved or insane.

    “If I have to live next door to someone willing to call child-mutilating collateral damage, I want to know.

    “If you in your hometown take a grenade and throw it at a child or mow them down with an M16UziAK47, you go to jail, get battered with outrage and shunning, get wired up in the fry chair and e-lek-tro-cuted. If the mutilated child is exactly the same End, but your Means is a noble son dropping a bomb from 10,000 ft or mowin’ ’em down with the M16UziAK47, you get parades, holidays, and sousa music? You do go to Karmic Jail, and it’s a profound security prison, let me tell you, and that is a faint solace for us. If you had to touch them as they died; if you had to push their wheel chair; if you had to look over their shoulder into the same mirror as them as they have to see every day that they’ll never be pretty again; if you had to sit with them as they watch unmutilated kids play basketball or soccer. The jury that judges you is dead children, pilgrim. Not the protoplasmic jelly in the womb you so luridly defend, but the once-leaping, once-laughing, once-hopscotching whose hullabaloo and delicious lives you spindled, mutilated, folded, and collateralized.”

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NOTE: Cheney's Law as the moniker for pogblog's Campaign to Inititate a National Child Mutilator's Registry is the tangent off a chancelucky( coinage of Reagan's Law as its moniker, better in many ways but I decided not poisonously immediate enough. Chancelucky is a frequent pogblog commentator. Reagan's Law was a felicitous phrase indeed and as Digrif noted “pitchperfect.”


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7 thoughts on “Militant Pacifism & Cheney's Law, the National Child Mutilator Registry .. Toad Spawn, Be Gone! .. Exorcize Prez. Bush .. Chapter 6

  1. Child Mutilator Registry.. Reagan's Law. It's perfect.
    Remind me to give you specific credit (6-23-05) for Reagan's Law in the book version of Town Spawn Be Gone! the Exorcizm of GeorgeBush from America's Soul. I'll get an entry in pogblog's Glossary soon, but can't credit it every time it appears because it gets cumbersome.
    Goaaaal! chancelucky. Right up there with pog's 'contact slither.'
    THANKS, pog

  2. I am enjoying this site from Keswick, England. Very interesting to read and I am especially enjoying your Glossary. I'll be looking for new words as promised. Congratulations on a fine blog! Saw your flier posted at a Starbucks in York across from the Minster. Cheerio!

  3. Have you been to Stonehenge yet??
    (Cross out 'google' on the pogblog poster and print in 'yahoo.' Google's been eaten by the 12ftTall Lizards disguised as Human Beings who purport to lead us.)

  4. dear pogblog–
    I've just discovered genius, and it's called pogblog!
    Your command of your art is awesome! Your writing combines the pulse-pounding immediacy of Tom Wolfe, the richnesss of Nabokov, the marriage of the sacred and the profane a la Shakespeare!
    You write as one whose cup runneth over, your adroitness allowing you to not only control the flow, but refine and empower it as it spills out to our benefit.
    To read your stuff is to become both animated (filled with the breath and Spirit) and Erotically charged (excited and rejuvenated with Life-loving energy.)
    For those of us who are (literally) struck dumb by the unprecedented, ongoing, unremitting cruelty, injustice, and hypocrisy of our present Rulers it is both catharsis and inspiriation–
    In short, much gratitude for your absolutely inimitable Genius.
    May we all be so inspired to summon forth our own Genius!
    (Slight paraphrase from a Van Morrison song: “Thou shalt not let the Bastards grind Thee down! “)

  5. I wish my forehead were big enough to get this piece tattooed on it. How strange the mind that could cloak the death of a child in rhetoric. How peculiar that they care so little for the post-umbilical children. You would think that if they were so pro-life, they would stand in front of tanks and shoot generals?

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